Sunday, June 7, 2015

Netherlands Antilles



This country has now been dissolved (honestly, this is the technical term being used in every newspaper article, encyclopaedia, blog, etc). 10th October 2010 was the date. See my entry on Aruba for more information on what next, and now.



Marks for: 100

Marks against: 0




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Saturday, June 6, 2015

Nepal

The number of times that I research a country and am told that it is "one of the world's poorest" is becoming frankly depressing. 

At the time of writing this I am living in Miami, where a regular meal in a regular restaurant - by which I mean Papa Nikos’ kebab house or Senora Gonzalez’ empanada cafĂ© in the back room of the service station, and not Rip-Off Bistro on South Beach or The Trendy People’s Over-Priced Hang-Out in Coconut Grove - gives you more food than you can eat at one sitting, and a Styrofoam box to take home the remainder, so that you can generally get two more good meals out of it, for less than $15 - plus tip, of course. 

America actually throws away more food every day than the rest of the world consumes – I am not sure if that statistic includes China, but it remains a staggering statistic anyway. If we can assemble international coalitions of "first responders" to tackle Ebola, why can we not airlift the means of growing food in indoor, computer-driven farms, and solve the pandemic of hunger too? (And yes, I know the answer, and it is a horrible answer – we are doing everything we can to overcome Ebola, not because we really care about the Africans who are dying of it, but to make sure it doesn’t come and affect us; we do nothing about Third World poverty because we have already prevented it from coming and affecting us - or at least, we thought we had, until it started arriving in migrant boats, and now we are desperately trying to turn back the migrant boats as well).

Meanwhile, back in Nepal, the Maoist insurrection has finally ended, but the consequences of the recent earthquake will take somewhat longer before the country can begin to recover. Until 2008, Nepal was a monarchy that lived in near-total isolation on the slopes of the Himalayas. There had been a brief experiment in multi-party politics, back in the 1950s, but the king didn't like it, so he put a stop to it. And again in 2002. And again in 2005. In 2006 he finally got the people's message, sat down to talk with the Maoists, and signed a peace deal in which he agreed not to mention the tens of thousands they had massacred along the way, and they agreed to leave their call for the abolition of the monarchy intact in their organisational charter – he was replaced by the first President, Ram Baran Yadav, in July 2008. Peace deal is self-evidently a euphemism for "surrender".

The new government is now working towards a constitution, but no one has a clue how to make one that will work, mostly because of the ethnic divisions, the ideological differences, and the huge numbers of refugees from Bhutan living in the country. They were working towards a constitution anyway, until the earthquake in April 2015. Everything is now on hold because of that.


Marks for: 122,000 (the average cost, in US dollars, of a climb of Mount Everest from the Nepalese side)

Marks against: 3,500 (the amount of that which will actually reach your personal Sherpa)

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Midway Islands

For reasons too obscure even for this cynic to be able to fathom, Midway Atoll and Midway Islands are geographically a part of the same archipelago, but are not included in the Pacific Remote Islands National Wildlife Refuge (NWR) Complex made up of Baker Island, Howland Island, Jarvis Island, Johnston Atoll, Kingman Reef and Palmyra Atoll. The others are all looked after by the Fish and Wildlife Service of the US Department of the Interior, but Midway Atoll, which is also a wildlife refuge, is counted alongside the Hawaiian Islands under the auspices of Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument. Probably something do with Hawaii's status as an official state of the USA, while the others count as overseas territories; but it isn't obvious, unless the Yanks are hiding nuclear missiles in the turtle beds or running a tax haven out of the eagle nests. No hint or evidence of either of those however, not even on Wikileaks or al-Jazeera.

That - turtles and eagles - plus dozens of other seabirds and water birds and land birds, as well as insects and vegetation, coral, fish and shellfish, and marine mammals not found anywhere else on the planet, is all there is on Midway. Oh, wait a minute, I forgot the plastic. The Midway Islands also provide a haven for most of the dumped plastic in the world, which floats there on the surf-waves of the Pacific Ocean; about one-third of the offspring of the two million Laysan albatrosses in the world, for whom the Midway Islands are a maternity hospital, die of plastic poisoning every year, because that's what their mothers unknowingly feed them. The BBC has an excellent report on the issue here; the Smithsonian report is here. The photographic evidence is at the top right hand corner of this page.

The US took formal possession of the islands in 1867, and ran the trans-Pacific cable through the islands, bringing its first residents in 1903. Between 1935 and 1947, the islands were used as a refueling stop for trans-Pacific flights, though Amelia Earhart preferred nearby Howland Island, which also provided said service. The US naval victory over a Japanese fleet off Midway in 1942 was one of the turning points of World War II, though clearly not as impactful as dropping an atom bomb on Hiroshima, let alone a hydrogen bomb on Nagasaki. The islands continued to serve as a naval station until they were closed in 1993, which simply adds mystery to the mystery of why the island has not become part of the PRI NWR - perhaps the lazy politicians in DC just don't care enough about this minor issue to sort it out. The CIA is fully aware of the anomaly; though it appears to be oblivious to the plastic. Its site notes that "today the islands are a NWR and are the site of the world's largest Laysan albatross colony"; at current rate of progress (do I really mean progress?) the wording may have to be altered very soon, perhaps to: "the islands provided the last refuge before extinction for the Laysan albatross".


Marks For: 1866 (the last year in which birds, not humans, determined the island's fate)

Marks Against: However many items you can  count in that baby albatross' stomach (see photo, above)


Thursday, June 4, 2015

Montenegro

In the old age black was not counted fair,
Or if it were, it bore not beauty's name;
But now is black beauty's successive heir,
And beauty slandered with a bastard shame:
For since each hand hath put on Nature's power,
Fairing the foul with Art's false borrowed face,
Sweet beauty hath no name, no holy bower,
But is profaned, if not lives in disgrace.
Therefore my mistress' eyes are raven black,
Her eyes so suited, and they mourners seem
At such who, not born fair, no beauty lack,
Sland'ring creation with a false esteem:
Yet so they mourn becoming of their woe,
That every tongue says beauty should look so.



With these lines, in Sonnet 127, does Shakespeare introduce one Lucy Negro, better known today as "The Dark Lady of the Sonnets", though at the time she was simply "Madam", or "Black Luce", an "arrant whore"' who ran a brothel in Clerkenwell, in north-east London. How did Shakespeare know her? The brothel was a tenancy in a house owned by Philip Henslowe, the man who built the Rose Theatre, and the brothel was probably the one known to have been located in the gardens behind "The Little Rose", a house he owned in Southwark, though that may have been the one run by Gilbert East, Lucy's business partner, and also a Henslowe tenant. Henslowe's theatre company was The Admiral's Men, who had originally been part of James Burbage's company, which included Shakespeare - the two parted company when Henslowe and Burbage argued over the division of the spoils, and Henslowe left. Anthony Burgess creates a fictional version of Lucy Negro in his novel "Nothing Like The Sun" (Harold Bloom's favourite Burgess novel apparently), but the truth is, nothing is known about her beyond what is recorded above, and it is pure speculation, mostly by Dr Duncan Salkeld of the University of Chichester, that she even was the Dark Lady of the Sonnets.

And what has any of this to do with the country of Montenegro? Absolutely nothing, but Montenegro turns out to be one of the world’s most uninteresting places to write about (though not to visit or spend time in - the Ostrog Monastery and Our Lady of the Rocks are two of the finest tourist-churches in the world), part of the horrible mess of Yugoslavia that includes Bosnia-Herzegovina, Croatia, Serbia, Macedonia, Kosovo et al, and so I thought I would share this with you instead. If you want to read about the mess, go to any of those other countries in this book, and you will find it there. "A complete Balkans", as somebody once said.

Montenegro is properly Crna Gora, and the name means “Black Mountain”; it was originally just a part of the Serbian province of Zeta, which became a state in its own right until the Ottomans swallowed up the whole region, allowing Montenegro a measure of autonomy under the rule of bishop-princes. It became a secular state in 1852, part of Yugoslavia in 1929, and finally sovereign in 2006, after a referendum in which barely fifty-five per cent of the population voted to become an independent country.


Marks for: 150

Marks against: Tito




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Navassa Island

Slightly closer to Haiti than to Jamaica, Navassa Island is to the Caribbean what Nauru is to Australasia, except that here they call it guano, rather than phosphates or bird shit. The United States laid claim to it as long ago as 1865, and started mining the guano straight away. No one lives there, and the lighthouse put up for the safety of passing ships was taken out of service decades ago, so watch out if you're sailing missiles to Cuba! Scientific expeditions began in the late 1990s, and the island is now a National Wildlife Reserve, so there should be lots more guano to mine in about fifty thousand years.


Marks for: 0

Marks against: 0




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Nauru

Pleasant Island, as it was named by the British when they first discovered it, Nauru is one of the Micronesian islands of the central Pacific; its closest neighbour is Kiribati.

Nauru carries the distinction of being the world's smallest republic (Monaco is the world's smallest monarchy). Sadly, it is running out of phosphates (ten thousand years' worth of bird droppings), which is a problem, because phosphates have brought a very high standard of living, and there is nothing with which to replace it. They have tried money-laundering, calling it "offshore banking", but they got found out and are now black-listed. They tried tourism, but all the guano put people off.

The latest ruse is to provide homes for all those asylum seekers that Australia doesn't want, for doing which they are being paid millions of dollars; and no, I cannot work out the per capita rate for relocated asylum seekers, because neither Australia nor Nauru is willing to publish the numbers of people or the numbers of Australian dollars, but we can assume that it isn't sufficient, as Australia is also in process of sending financial experts to the island to help them sort out that other piece of bird-shit, their budget. Their President is named Baron Waqa, but I don't think that's a real Baronetcy, more like those fake American ones such as Duke Ellington and Earl Ray Jones and Count Basie. You can tell things are bad in a place when Lonely Planet, which manages to make tourism in Siberia sound exciting, advises that the hotels and restaurants are minimal, and that the only tourism worth doing is the relics of the Japanese occupation in World War Two.



Marks for: 0

Marks against: Unknowable, but numerous. Marks are the German currency; this should be noted in Australian dollars.



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Namibia

Like Mozambique, Namibia suffered for decades from the superpower aspirations and behaviour of South Africa, made worse by the fact that Namibia is one of the world’s largest sources of diamonds; the South Africans did not believe that an inferior race of black people would have the intellectual development to be able to enjoy diamonds, and therefore it was in their best interest to let them develop at their own pace, while taking the diamonds to adorn white women.

The country was previously part of the German empire, which massacred tens of thousands of the native Herero in what is not officially called a "Holocaust"; the Germans are still arguing over compensation, though they have now formally apologised (the Germans are still arguing over compensation for the actual Holocaust, though there too they have formally apologised).

Namibia was seized by South Africa during World War 1 – in those days South Africa meant Britain. Independence came in 1990, but it took a guerrilla war that lasted fully a quarter of a century. Afterwards those inferior blacks did what no white country has ever done, and as liberated South Africa has also done, which was to establish a non-discriminatory constitution so effective that white people have not only stayed, but increased in numbers. Not that everything is roses. Namibia is in the HIV/AIDS zone of Africa, and much of it is desert, though like neighbouring Botswana it is mostly scrub-desert, replete with safari wildlife which brings in the tourists as well as the illegal big-game trophy-hunters. Hifikepunye Pohamba, who was a leader of the SWAPO rebels who fought for independence, served as President for a decade from 2004, replaced by his Prime Minister Hage Geingob in 2014, both leaders in elections which international monitors declared "open and fair". Apparently such things do occasionally happen in the world.


Marks for: 3

Marks against: 2



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