Saturday, April 4, 2015

Liechtenstein

Or maybe this is the real wonderland – there are so many of these fantasy countries in the world, it's hard to know where to pin the ultimate Lewis Carroll badge. Number 7 in the all-time list of favourite Tax Havens, and number 11 in the Michelin Green Guide to the countries of the world that do not really exist other than to provide safety deposit boxes for money-launderers, tax-avoiders, official government fences, and the general criminal fraternity – the very same people, have you noticed, who own most of the major soccer teams in the UK?

Like Switzerland, its neighbour and partner in the tax haven stakes, Liechtenstein remained neutral in the Second World War. How can you stay neutral when Hitler is conquering Europe and wiping out thirteen million people? Does that statement not just tell you everything you never wanted to know about this revolting country which is still run as a feudal principality? “To abstain is to support the majority”, as Jean-Paul Sartre once expressed it - right in the middle of the Nazi occupation of Paris, now that I come to find a context for the statement. Only speculators, profiteers and black marketeers remain neutral in such a situation, which makes Liechtenstein a formal member of the International Community of Spivs, and worse, a collaborator in war crimes.


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Marks Against: 36,925 (the number of its inhabitants at the last official count)




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Libya

Is this Gadaffi? Or a crystal-ball prediction of the Sultan of Brunei?



And speaking, as I did in several earlier blog-entries, about fantasy kingdoms, none in recent times have been quite so fantastical as the Kingdom of Gadaffi, established in 1969 and finally toppled in 2011 when the people woke up from their wonderland dream and realised just how mad the hatter was. Beyond that, there is really no point in writing anything, as history’s editors will have changed it between hitting the “update” button and the computer completing the “refresh”. Today the country looks something like the inside of Colonel Gadaffi's mind, a place of chaos and confusion and megalomania competing with megalomania. It will take generations to sort out the mess. Oil will help, but also hinder. Expect civil war for the next decade at least as the various war-lords and ethnic groups and tribes fight over the best way to waste the spoils; whoever wins will find the wealth, like the oil, has run out by then, but at least they will have the power, the most sought-after commodity in the world, but only purchasable with blood.


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Marks Against: tens of thousands




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Liberia



And if you thought Lebanon and Lesotho were a mess, now let’s take a look at Liberia, the land of freedom as its name suggests, but alas its recent and current politics somewhat belies. It was established on the wonderful idealism of a free state for former black slaves, a means by which they could return to their roots – or at least to the continent of their roots. The American Colonization Society established the first settlements between 1821 and 1838, while poor blacks and “Black loyalists” were doing much the same next door in Sierra Leone. It declared independence in 1847, becoming the first Black republic, though in fact barely 5% of the population are descendants of liberated slaves; the rest are indigenous peoples who, by the most absurd irony of history and ideology, have been regarded as “inferior” and treated as “second-class citizens” by the immigrants from the outset – liberated slaves running a free country by enslaving 95% of its indigenous population! And we are surprised that the whole thing finally collapsed into brutal civil war!

The modern troubles started in 1980 when food price riots led to the overthrow of the government of William Tolbert and the significant installation of Samuel Doe; significant because he was a Sergeant in the military, but mostly because he came from the indigenous population, which meant the American immigrants had finally lost power and Liberia was now just another African state like all the rest, stripped of whatever was left of its theoretical idealism. The anarchy and economic collapse that Doe brought was augmented by the guerrilla army of Charles Taylor, which took the country piece by piece, eventually murdering Doe as it seized the capital. But Taylor’s forces were divided among themselves, and splinter group fought splinter group, peacekeepers from overseas were hounded out, and Taylor finally took power in 1995. That lasted less than 5 years, with rebellions throughout the time, and accusations that neighbouring states were assisting the rebels (they were), and allegations that Taylor had perpetrated war crimes (he had).


In 2003 Taylor fled to Nigeria, from where he would be taken to The Hague to stand trial for those war crimes, and be found guilty. 15,000 UN peacekeepers, its largest force anywhere in the world, continue to be completely ineffective, and now spend most of their time assisting in the battle against that still more indiscriminate rebel army, Ebola.


The current President is also Africa’s first woman head of state, though Ellen Johnson Sirleaf’s election was by the lowest turn-out in political history, a boycott by her main rival, and even then she allegedly had to rig it to win. She hasn’t done a bad job as it happens, though there are contradictions. She was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2011 for what the judges called “her efforts to secure peace, promote economic and social development, and strengthen the position of women”; the following year they gave it to Barack Obama for his “efforts” to bring world peace, since when he has become embroiled in wars in Somalia, Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq…and note that the same prize has also been awarded to Henry Kissinger, Menachem Begin and Yassir Arafat, so it really doesn’t mean very much, and probably the Peace committee should adopt the policy of the Literature committee, which is to wait till the end of a person's life, and judge their life's work, rather than rushing in after one half-decent foray.


Mrs Sirleaf also won the 2011 Nobel Prize for Nepotism, when she made one of her sons Chairman of Liberia’s national oil company and another son deputy governor of the national bank. A nice little earner, as we say in England! It should also be noted that a Truth and Reconciliation commission after the fall of Charles Taylor recommended that she, because of her close association with him, should not be allowed to hold any public office for thirty years. That was thirty years Mrs Sirleaf; not thirty weeks. Charles Taylor is currently serving a 50-year jail term in a UK prison.



And then there are blood diamonds, which are slave-mined and force-mined in Sierra Leone, and then sold to Liberia in exchange for weapons. Theoretically the United Nations' "Kimberley process" has put a stop to this, but in practice, no it hasn't, because Liberia simply isn't bothering to implement the process, in spite of signing up to it; another credit star to be added to Mrs Sirleaf's list of great accommplishments.


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Friday, April 3, 2015

Lesotho

Pronounced Le-soo-too, it is not really a country at all, but a land-locked kingdom inside South Africa that was given its independence by the British. Like Shangrila and Eldorado, it is almost impossible to get to Lesotho. There is no airport that can accommodate the sorts of planes most of us prefer, though biplanes can land on various makeshift landing strips. Horseback is your best mode of travel, though many hundreds of thousands had no alternative but to walk there in the worst days of apartheid, when you lived in Lesotho but your employer was in South Africa itself – and lucky you to have one, even if it was the darkness of a gold mine. Given the famous Mediterranean weather of South Africa, you may be surprised to be told you need heavy boots and seriously warm clothing between October and April, and be prepared for thick snow. Do not expect to stay in a hotel – rondavels are what you will find, circular mud huts with mud floors and thatched roofs. The only roads are the ones that run out in mineral mines. There is now fresh water, but limited in accessibility and only for drinking – agriculture doesn’t require it, because there is no agriculture worth mentioning, no industry of any kind, and very little else that one thinks of as 20th let alone 21st century, such as electricity. AIDS is now at epidemic proportions.

All this makes for a devastatingly sad illustration of human nature, but it gets worse. In one of the world’s poorest countries, with the world’s smallest and most completely pointless army, the military staged a coup anyway, expelling their king in 1990, letting him come back as an ordinary citizen in 1992, then reinstating him as king in 1995 – his son having been made king in the meanwhile, and then abdicating in favour of his father. After which a mutiny within the military gave the South Africans the excuse to invade in 1998, and since then it has been political mayhem from polling station to polling station, with no less than eighteen political parties fighting it out for the right to rule emptiness, to govern wilderness, to hold sway over the permanently unemployed, and to administer nihil.



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Lebanon



What a mess! Those with sufficiently long nostalgia will remember the heady days when Lebanon was a peaceful and prosperous mini-state at the eastern end of the Mediterranean, where Maronite Christians lived in peace and harmony alongside Druze and various denominations of Moslems, with an informal agreement that seats in Parliament should be shared among the ethnic groups, with a Maronite President, a Sunni Prime Minister and a Shi’a Parliamentary Speaker. It worked for a long while. Then it fell apart. The civil war began in 1975, and would continue for fifteen years. In 1976 the Syrians decided to join in, hoping to make Lebanon part of Syria, or at the very least a puppet-state; they stayed until 2005, though in essence they are still there today, as we shall see. And somewhere along the way, though journalists and historians and even members of the organisation are in total disagreement as to when, Iran planted its stake in the southern foothills of Lebanon, hoping to add the country to its plans for a world Shi'a Caliphate, doing so through the political party and paramilitary of Hezbollah.

“Black September” in Jordan, in 1970 and 1971, made everything a hundred times worse. After the Palestine Liberation Organisation had established themselves as a state within a state there, and tried, and failed, to liberate that larger part of historical Falastina, they were crushed and expelled by the King, himself an exiled Saudi prince who has no hitsoric right to be in Jordan whatsoever. The PLO took refuge in southern Lebanon, and (in)effectively established another state within a state there, using it as an extended military base to launch terrorist attacks against Israel, most of which amounted to little more than rolling rocks down the hillside into the back end of Qiryat Shimona and randomly firing hundreds of Katyusha rockets into anywhere they could hit along the northern border.

By 1982 Israel had had enough, and launched an invasion to remove them, but could not resist the opportunity to try to remove the Syrians as well, and make Lebanon a puppet-state of Israel. The PLO were again expelled, leaving behind tens of thousands of refugees who are still living in camps; the Syrian military bases in the Beqaa Valley were destroyed, but not the Syrian military presence; a 6-month siege of Beirut proved fruitless, and after pretty well destroying the ancient cities of Tyre and Sidon and standing by while Palestinians were massacred by Maronites at Sabra and Shatila camps, Israel retreated to a self-declared “security zone”. The Maronite President was assassinated as a punishment for supporting Israel; Iran and Syria created Hezbollah, and moved it into trenches and tunnels in southern Lebanon, and orchestrated the assassination of former Prime Minister Rafik Hariri, leading to another Israeli invasion in 2006, and the still further enhancement of Hezbollah as a major force, if only in the south.

And now there are even more refugees, fleeing the fighting in the Syrian civil war, and so many armed camps, so many armed regions indeed, that a map of Lebanon looks like what it is, the map of a total war-zone. Very sad. Lebanon was once one of the glories of the Middle East, long, long ago, in the days of King Huram of Tyre, when the Phoenicians made purple dyes from the murex snail and traded throughout the world, and cut down cedars to build the Temple in Jerusalem. Today what issues from the fossils of the obsolete murex is red blood, not purple dye.

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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Latvia

After the Soviet Union collapsed, it took just a decade for Latvia to have completed all the preparations necessary to become a member of the EU and of NATO, which required a level of democratisation, of human freedom, of military capacity and economic stability that most people would have thought beyond it in so short a space of time. 

Latvia had not known independence since the 1200s, and yet had managed to keep its culture and its language. In 1918 it declared independence from Russia, and surprisingly was recognised as such within two years; Stalin had different ideas however, made arrangements for spheres of influence with Nazi Germany, then marched in and took it. Hitler was no more minded than Stalin to honour treaties, so in 1941 the Nazis took it back, and in 1944 the Red Army reclaimed it. Under Stalin the country was heavily industrialised, with huge numbers of Russians being moved there, a policy still in place post-Communism and one which the western European powers had long employed – move your own people in as migrants, but still looking to the motherland, and your hold over the country becomes stronger with each generation. Britain and Ireland is the obvious example. To combat the Russian nostalgia for their motherland, a Latvian language-test is in place for all would-be citizens; and you can’t vote or get a passport without being a citizen. High unemployment and a faltering economy remain the country’s biggest challenges.

Definitely the best hand-knitted woolen scarves and gloves and hats and mittens anywhere in Europe, which has to be worth a mark.



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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Laos



The kingdom of Lao was once as great as China, but by the end of the 18th century its western neighbour Siam, now called Thailand, had subsumed it, and then the French made it part of their empire, though formally retaining the monarchy. That ended soon after the French left, with the rise of a Communist government under the Pathet Lao, which were to the Khmer Rouge of Cambodia and the Viet Cong of Viet Nam what Hamas is to the Muslim Brotherhood and Boko Haram to al-Qaeda: fellow-travelers if not actually members of the same organisation. 

Over the last few years it has tried to open up, including the encouragement of tourism, but it relies on aid, and is desperately poor in almost everything except the proof that enforced socialism and communism do not work, other than for the elite who rule it. Being landlocked and mountainous does not help; barely 5% of its land is even capable of agriculture, though 80% of the population rely on this for jobs, with rice for home-use the main product, and heroin for export for a long time following close behind. An interesting moral dilemma this; the “Golden Triangle” did at least bring some income, as it did to the poor farmers of Colombia and Afghanistan; to take away the opium trade, as has now virtually been done, is to condemn the poor to even greater poverty, and someone else is going to plant the poppies anyway. Laos made the decision to close the "Golden Triangle" and to build the Nam Theun dam instead, hoping at the very least to provide electricity to people outside the capital Vientiane, and also a high-speed railway line linking Laos and China, still some years from completion and likely to leave Laos economically, and therefore politically, dependent upon China.

Human rights are not well respected in this Buddhist land.


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